"I have called this meeting with the student council because we have had some recent reports of kids breaking into the school at night."
The entire student council sat there with feigned shock on their faces.
"This is a very serious problem and we want it to stop." the principal continued. "That is why we are asking you, the student council, to keep your eyes and ears open. If you happen to be driving by the school at night, look to see if you can see suspicious lights. If you hear anything about kids breaking into the school, let us know."
Everyone gravely nodded their heads in unison...the mood was sober.
"Okay, well that is all we wanted to talk about. You are dismissed to go to your classes."
The student council slowly filed into the hallways...with a feeling of relief. It had been one of the funnest group dates ever, the squirt gun fight they had in the school last Saturday night.
*In retrospect, I think the principal knew it was most of us that had been in the school, and wanted to let us know in a nice way that it was unacceptable...I wonder which person on the date ratted us out... :)