Friday, January 12, 2007

The Holy War: The Beginning

"Quick, grab all of the rotten vegetables that you can find." Several teenage boys were rummaging through the dumpster behind Mike's Foodtown. Soon they had enough discarded produce for their plan. They placed the box full of softened veggies in the back of the truck and drove down Main Street to the high school. They soon approached the target, Crystal's old red truck. They quickly dismounted from the vehicle and covered the hood and windshield of the truck with the recently gathered spoils. They surveyed their handiwork and commented that it looked like a nice taco salad--the blackened avocadoes added that extra bit of garnish they were looking for. They quickly piled back into the truck and were gone in an instant--gleefully imagining the look on Crystal's face when she left drill team practice.

*Note: This was not done in malice, but was a good-natured practical joke. Everyone liked Crystal.

Coming Soon: The Holy War: Part II

2 Comments:

Blogger Thomas said...

This might be a war, but I don't see anything "holy" about it.

1/12/2007 1:27 PM  
Blogger deputymomof6 said...

You will.....

1/12/2007 5:43 PM  

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