"Don't let the dog lick your face..."

The other day our 2-year-old went potty all by herself...She went to wipe her bum, and our dog came running in and went crazy licking her butt, so she didn't have a chance to wipe. :)

At this point, it would be good to explain that our kids have a problem with letting animals, especially dogs, lick them on the lips. I swear we have to ask them at least 10x a day to stop letting the dog lick their lips, mouth and face. My wife had asked the kids several times on this day to stop letting the dog lick them on the face.

Well, unsuspecting A****** came in, picked up the dog and immediately let it lick her face. My wife asked, "Does M***********'s poop taste good?" and busted up laughing. I think A***** was traumatized, but it's not like she doesn't know that dogs lick butts, their own, or otherwise. She started crying, but I bet later that night she was letting the dog lick her face again. :)