Oh MY!!!!!!!

I am so excited because I have worked a few days this week at a residential drug treatment center and finally have a few funny things to blog about...

One night I was talking to my co-worker when the clients had gone to bed. We heard a door slam and went to investigate. I looked in the bathroom and saw an older gentleman, without a shirt on, bending over to move a chair. He had BOOBS!!!! They were hanging down like 6 inches. I had to quickly shut the door and run away.

The next day, I was telling my other co-workers about the trauma. They laughed and said that when they see him, they can't stop laughing. He wears tank tops around and has like round B-Cup boobs. I think they are the kind that Native Minnow likes.

So, they called to ask if I could work yesterday. I went in and saw the man at the computer. They had just asked if I would work Saturday morning, and I leaned over the the secretary and whispered, "I will come in anytime you like, as long as the eye-candy is here." :)