No Grooming Needed...

So I went to basketball last night and most of the regulars didn't show up. Around 10 PM, a bunch of high school kids came. We played 4 on 4, old guys against young guys. They were skins, the fatties were shirts. One of the guys on my team went out to set a screen on one of the 17-year olds. The kid made a comment, "Why are you trying to get so close to me?" I said, "Yeah, do you like young boys?" And the kid added, "Geez, you'd think you'd at least try to warm me up by offering me candy or something first."