Wednesday, June 20, 2007

I hate cheesy waiters...

If you are a waiter named Robert...never, I mean NEVER use this line...

"Hi, welcome to (Italian Restaurant)! I will be your server tonight. My name is Robert. It's easy to remember because it is a three letter felony--Rob!"

If you use this line again, you might receive a 17-letter felony called Assault and Battery... :)

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